Muttiah's Black Magic

Do you think Muttiah Muralitharan's abnormally large eyes are behind his spin...

Zoo Zoo Ads During IPL

Simply hilarious...

Salman's IPL Team

Satish Acharya simply rocks. If Bollywoood actor Salman Khan gets an IPL team then this is how his team will look like:

How is it going

An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he dialled the number for Lord's.

"How's it going?" he asked.

"Fine," came the answer, "We've got two out already and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.

Siddhusim - II

Another series on Siddhuism, Enjoy!!

- The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs.

- The Indian cricket board is like vessel that leaks from the top.

- Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

- One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

- The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

- Money is like manure. It is not good until it is spread around.

- This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

- The cat with gloves catches no mice.

- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

- Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.

- Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

- You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

- The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

- The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

- The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

- You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.