Cricket Humor

More Cric Toons from Satish Acharya

2012-01-27T09:35:00.000-08:00

Satish Acharya's cric toons are just amazing, enjoy this video with a series of cric toons...:)

Indian Cricketers' Families

2011-02-25T22:58:00.000-08:00

Weired Dismissals

2010-06-06T11:41:00.000-07:00

Some weired dismissals:

Lalit Modi and IPLGate

2010-05-26T20:38:00.000-07:00

Lalit Modi's toons from Satish Acharya's blog:

Simply hilarious...:)

Sachin Tendulkar's Collage

2009-11-25T05:20:00.000-08:00

Recently I have stumbled upon a website named ShapeCollage This help me in extracting a collage in the shape of heart(though you have variety of choices) from all the available photographs on Google Images on legendary Sachin Tendulkar. All the existing photographs in collage work as a link. I found it real cool.

Best wishes are pouring in from all corners of the world for Sachin after completeing scintillating twenty years(not out) in the world of Cricket. In India where Cricket is a religion, Sachin is God of this religion.

Way to go Sachin!!

Muttiah's Black Magic

2009-09-10T08:19:00.000-07:00

Do you think Muttiah Muralitharan's abnormally large eyes are behind his spin...

Zoo Zoo Ads During IPL

2009-09-09T06:43:00.000-07:00

Simply hilarious...

Salman's IPL Team

2009-09-07T08:24:00.000-07:00

Satish Acharya simply rocks. If Bollywoood actor Salman Khan gets an IPL team then this is how his team will look like:

How is it going

2009-09-06T06:57:00.000-07:00

An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he dialled the number for Lord's.

"How's it going?" he asked.

"Fine," came the answer, "We've got two out already and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.

Siddhusim - II

2009-08-22T09:18:00.000-07:00

Another series on Siddhuism, Enjoy!!

- The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs.

- The Indian cricket board is like vessel that leaks from the top.

- Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

- One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

- The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

- Money is like manure. It is not good until it is spread around.

- This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

- The cat with gloves catches no mice.

- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

- Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.

- Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

- You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

- The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

- The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

- The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

- You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

Siddhusim - I

2009-08-22T09:05:00.000-07:00

Enjoy first series of some funny sayings from Navjot Singh Siddhu:

- Wickets are like wives! You never know which way they will turn!

- He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!

- When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!

- The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!

- The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!

- A big outcry but no outcome!

- All that comes from a cow is not milk!

- Bad habits are like comfy beds. Easy to get into. Very difficult to get out.

- A lemon squeezed too hard yields a bitter juice.

- He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

- Statistics are like bikinis! What they reveal is suggestive and what they hide is essential!

- The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.

- There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

- The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

A Funny Cricket Advertisement

2009-08-15T08:56:00.000-07:00

A funny cricket video from Indian Cricket League ad campaign

Cricketers Who Made Us Laugh

2009-08-15T08:31:00.000-07:00

Some hilarious moments in world of Cricket:

Tendulkar's 3 unbelievable 6's

2009-08-07T23:30:00.000-07:00

Enjoy..

Underarm Tragedy

2009-08-07T23:15:00.000-07:00

The match between Australia and New Zealand, World Series Cup, Third Final, Melbourne Cricket Ground, 1st February, 1981.

Bird Killer Cricketer

2009-08-07T00:11:00.000-07:00

In a sad accident where a bird is killed by a throw...

CricToons Returns

2009-08-01T09:05:00.000-07:00

More from Satish Acharya's blog on Cricket cartoons:

'Drinks' On Cricket Pitch

2009-08-01T04:27:00.000-07:00

A drink awareness campaign, which I can bet you guys would surely enjoy...simply hilarious!!

A Six Year Old Allrounder

2009-08-01T04:19:00.000-07:00

Check this out...

Mark Boucher Sledging

2009-08-01T04:06:00.000-07:00

Check this video out where Mark Boucher is at his verbal onslaught on Zimbabwean cricketer Taibu.

Funny Cricket Quotes

2009-06-09T08:02:00.000-07:00

Here goes a compilation of some of the funniest quotes during the game of Cricket:

Viv Richards

Greg Thomas was bowling to Viv Richards in a county game. Viv missed a superb outswinger, and Thomas said “It’s red, round and weighs about 5 ounces.” The next ball, Viv hits Greg Thomas out of the ground and replies, “Greg, you know what it looks like. Go ahead and find it!”

Richie Benaud

“His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.”

“That slow motion replay doesn’t show how fast the ball was travelling.”

“There was a slight interruption there for athletics.” (Referring to a streaker at Lord’s.)

“Laird has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle.”

“He’s usually a good puller – but he couldn’t get it up that time.”

With most series coming to an end around now and teams taking a short breather before training camps and warm ups for CWC, I thought i would share some little snippets I saw in wisden:

Rod Marsh: "Hows your wife and my kids?"

Ian Botham: " The wifes fine , the kids are retarded"

Mike Atherton on Merv's sledging: " I couldnt hear anything except that it all ended in 'arsewipe' "

And last but not least Neil Johnson, wannabe commentator: "The team that doesnt win will find itself on the losing side" (very insightful!)

Merv Hughes & Viv Richards

During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl."

Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k *ff."

Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad

The big fella popped up again with another classic, this time in the 1991 Adelaide Test against Pakistan. Hughes was less than impressed when Javed called him a "fat bus conductor" as the pair squared up to one another.

A few balls later, Hughes got his man and as Javed walked past, could not resist shouting "Tickets, please!"

Merv Hughes & Robin Smith

Smith played and missed while facing Hughes in the 1989 Lord's Test between England and Australia. Hughes, never short of a word or two, told the Hampshire star: "You can't f***ing bat, mate."

Smith then smashed the next ball to the boundary and replied: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. "I can't f***ing bat and you can't f***ing bowl."

Crazy Cricket

2009-05-08T08:16:00.000-07:00

Satish Acharya is a talented Cartoonist and his Cricket cartoons really tickle your funny bones. Here goes few of cartoons from his blog which I am sure you all will enjoy:

All Jazzy Masala from Fake IPL Player(FIPLP)

2009-05-01T07:54:00.000-07:00

Ever since IPL-II took off in South Africa, FIPLP created a storm by his saucy and mean posts. FIPLP is anonymous and the whole world is guessing who the hell this guy is from Shahrukh's Kolkata Knight Riders(KKR) team, may be or may be not. But the kind of posts that he has written so far are real nasty ones and creating furore amongst cricket fraternity and beyond.

FIPLP is a blogger, who claims to be a reserve player with the KKR, has not spared anyone. He named Sachin Tendulkar, a Little Monster (little master), Yuvraj Singh, a Prince Charles of Patiala, Ravi Shastri,a Kishan Kanhaiyya and Vijay Mallya, Mr Batlivala.

I found FIPLP posts real humors and thrilling sometimes. You may like to check out his ramblings:

Fake IPL Player

Smoking Side of Cricketers

2009-04-28T10:37:00.000-07:00

Former Indian spinner-turned-television commentator Maninder Singh admitted to being addicted to cocaine after he was arrested from his residence. He said that he first used drugs 10 years ago in Holland, and continued to use drugs because of family problems.

South African batsman Herschelle Gibbs was involved in a marijuana-smoking binge while on tour in the West Indies in 2001. Three other team members and a support staff were also hauled up for their conduct. Gibbs was banned for three games.

One of the game's greatest bowlers, Wasim Akram was caught smoking marijuana along with three teammates on a tour to the West Indies in 1993. Incidentally, Wasim was on his maiden tour as Pakistan captain.

Legendary England all-rounder Ian Botham admitted to have smoked cannabis in the West Indies in the 1970s, where England were thumped in a Test series. Botham returned to cricket after serving a 63-day ban by breaking Dennis Lillee's then record of most Test wickets.

Cricket Photos on Flickr

2009-04-26T10:20:00.000-07:00

I have found some real interesting photos on Flickr related to Cricket.

Enjoy!!

Sachin Feels Like16 at 36

2009-04-26T08:55:00.000-07:00

Sachin Tendulkar celebrated his 36th Birthday in Durban on 24th April. Mumbai Indians team captain was thronged by not only his fellow IPL teammates, but by some of Indian team mates also.

“I feel like 16. I think it’s the good wishes and blessings that count,” Tendulkar said after cutting his birthday cake.

Wishing you a very happy B'day Sachin. May God bless you with many more cricketing years and beyond.

Enjoy the snaps from his 36th B'day bash!!

Tendulkar at Madame Tussauds, in London

2009-04-15T07:37:00.000-07:00

Sachin recently inaugurated his wax-statue in his hometown Mumbai to be displayed at Madame Tussauds, in London. This was a real big milestone event in anyone's life and Sachin is also not exception to that. Sachin Tendulkar is surely an undisputed king of Cricket despite being criticized of his poor performance few years ago. But these days, the maestro is at peak of his performance and he silenced his critics in his own befitting way.

A big salute to you Sachin!!

New Outfit of British Cricket Team

2009-04-15T07:28:00.001-07:00

British Cricket team has got a new look from Adidas.Check this out:

Comedy Circus 20-20

2009-04-12T07:59:00.000-07:00

Excerpt from Comedy Circus 20-20 April 11, 2009 show...Enjoy!!!

Not Out

2009-04-11T23:23:00.000-07:00

In this video clip, the umpire takes up his finger but wait...

Awesome Slowmotion Cricket Footages

2009-04-11T23:19:00.001-07:00

Beauty....

Krishna Narayan: Young Little Master

2009-04-11T22:26:00.000-07:00

Check this video of Krishna Narayan out.A visual treat of some real awesome cricket shots..God Bless you kid...and make India proud.

Realxed Moments

2009-04-11T11:04:00.000-07:00

First Families of Indian Cricket...

Prince with Princess of Calcutta...

It's the time to Disco...

Dhoni: Then And Now

2009-04-11T11:01:00.000-07:00

Life Beyond Cricket Ground

2009-04-11T10:19:00.000-07:00

Turbonator is given a hand by Prince of Calcutta....

Splash it in Sachin's way...

Bhajji you are too heavy for Yuvi...it seems...look at the facial expressions Yuvi have in this pic...seems real out of breath...

Riding on the waves...

Feeling fresh Sachin?

What Are They Upto?

2009-04-06T10:39:00.001-07:00

Which form of cricket is this?

Mania Of Cricket

2009-04-05T11:23:00.000-07:00

Middle stump and bails...

Bum Chick Bum Autograph

2009-04-05T11:18:00.000-07:00

Warney!! Autograph please....

Bush: The Cricketer

2009-04-05T11:15:00.000-07:00

Ex president of US, George Bush trying his hands on cricket ball in a Murali way:

...and batting like Sachin, perhaps!!

Comedy Circus 20-20

2009-04-05T00:14:00.000-07:00

As IPL is waiting to be rolled out of South Africa, Comedy Circus is also coming up with 20-20 curry for Indian tele-viewers for their dose on Cricket comedy and jokes. Ajay Jadeja will be a judge on this show.

Check out more info here:

Sachin's First Interview

2009-04-04T05:42:00.000-07:00

The greatest cricketer ever in the history of the game giving his first interview. Check out his confidence and spirit at a very young age:

And more...

The Ashes TV AD with Lara Bingle

2009-04-04T05:21:00.000-07:00

Lara Bingle in Ashes TV Ad..
We've rolled the pitch, and we've put up the stumps and warmed the beer and ...where the bloody hell are you?

Hips Don't Lie

2009-04-03T07:17:00.000-07:00

A fantastic remix of Hips don't lie song on World Cup. Enjoy!!

Nike TV Commercial On Cricket

2009-04-02T09:47:00.000-07:00

This commercial from Nike shows the cricket fever in India. We can play cricket anywhere and anytime. This ad is an example of the same.

Do check this out:

IPL is Back

2009-04-01T10:39:00.000-07:00

This April IPL Season II is back on Sony - Sat Max. Check this video out...

IPL Cricket is Back! Must Watch! IPL on Set Max - Click here for more home videos

Flexibility of Arm

2009-04-01T10:32:00.000-07:00

This is a clip of a throw from Shoaib Akhtar. Just watch in slow motion how flexible his arm is:

Streaker On Cricket Ground

2009-03-30T08:40:00.001-07:00

This one is real hilarious:

Streaker - Watch a funny movie here

Shane's Spin Spell

2009-03-30T08:25:00.000-07:00

This is the reason why Shane Warne is regarded as one of the best leg spinners of the world. Check this video out to see his magic unfolding:

Funny Cricket Mimicry

2009-03-28T20:45:00.000-07:00

Vikram is a funny man, watch out these video clips and these are simply hilarious:

And...

Long Standing Slips

2009-03-27T11:24:00.000-07:00

Slip fielding gets interesting with these pics..

Boys Will Be Boys

2008-03-12T11:06:00.000-07:00

So what do you think - are our guys thirsty and looking at water bottles? Only MSD is busy doing the right job while Sachin looks as if nothing is happening around.

Funny Side Of Cricket

2007-05-27T12:49:00.000-07:00

Some funny and interesting videos, enjoy.

-This video captures 'pant-off' fielding feat of a New Zealand player,Lou Vincent.

-Borat is learning Cricket in this video clip..need I say more...

In A Lighter Vein

2007-05-03T04:11:00.000-07:00

Ganguly,after recent World Cup went down to a remote country village and took the field to tremendous applause from the crowd. He took his guard and faced the local fast bowler. Down came the ball and uprooted his stumps. As he walked out he called to the bowler, "Magnificent ball." "What did you expect?" the bowler growled. "A red turnip?"

The Indian team was surprised to find that there were no scoring facilities at the village ground. Dravid approached the opposing leader. "How do you keep the score?" he asked. "Oh, we keep it in our heads, " replied the captain, an ugly blacksmith, "and if there's any argument we settle it behind the pavilion after the game."

Q. What is the main function of the Indian coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Unpublished Books:
Inzi : 'Running Between The Wickets'
Shane Warne and Mark Waugh:'The Great Gamblers'
Sachin:'Advertising Cricket'
Shewag:'Leaving On The Edge'
Ganguly:'Agony Of Rejection'
Imran:'Learn Politics'
Kapil:'Tears Down'
Azhar:'Let's Fix'

Previous Jokes:
Indian Cricket Team : A Joke
Inzy's Interview
Gavaskar and Border
Star Indian Players Post WC 07
Commercialization of Indian Cricket

Commercialization of Indian Cricket

2007-04-24T12:28:00.000-07:00

Recently I saw a video from The Times Of India which shows the extremity of commercialization of Indian cricket.If a cricketer does well in a series or two, the media generated hype put these newsboys on seventh heaven.The endorsements from leading brands pump big bucks for them and their focus remains no longer the game but money.

Enjoy this video which shows reality in a humorous way... ironically the guy in this video is Sachin look-a-like.

Gavaskar and Border

2007-04-11T09:14:00.000-07:00

When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!

He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, "What do you mean by this? You named your movie 'Gavaskar', but didn't show anything about me in it!"The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called 'Border', but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"

Inzy's Interview

2007-04-05T02:44:00.001-07:00

Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance
today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya

the indian batsman
is play very good today. we is try very hard but is
not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot
very hard in our
gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the
grass is also
thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for
many run. Asif is
bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of
shape. umpire is
not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one
ball

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is
practice a lot
sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more
practice sticking
balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on
our back. we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you

Indian Cricket Team : A Joke

2007-04-05T01:16:00.001-07:00

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian innings!

By the way, do you know Team India's schedule between now and Bangaldesh tour in May?
India will play against Govt Model School, Bhiwadi on April 2;
against Maa Anandamayi Girls School, Ganganagar on April 26;
against Mata Sundari College (Home Science Group), Indore on May 2.

Who is to blame for India's defeat at the hands of its eastern neighbour, Bangladesh? : Late Prime Minister Indira Gandhi.
How come?
Because she created Bangladesh!
But, who is to be blamed for the loss to Lanka?
Hanumanji

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?" Answer: "The walk back to the pavilion."

Divorce Court Scene:
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

Why do Indian babies cry and complain all the time?
They are practicing how to become Indian cricketers when they grow up.

Why doesn't the crowd blink when Tendulkar goes out to bat?
There just is no time until he gets out again.

What is the difference between an Indian batsman and an Australian one?
100 runs.

What is the difference between batteries and Indian cricketers?
Batteries have a positive side.

How do you force Indian cricketers to run between wickets?
You place ad offers on either end.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their father did for a living.All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, doctor, salesman, etc. but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet.So the teacher asked him about his father.My father," Billy said, "is an exotic dancer is a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good he'll go out with them, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Bill aside and asked, "Is this really true, Billy?"
"No," he replied, "my father plays for the Indian cricket team, but I am too embarrassed to talk about it."

What Indian Team Players have to say after exit from World Cup'07:

DRAVID - Don't worry. We will lift next World Cup.
SEHWAG - Bermuda was a strong team. I think,I regained my form at the right time.
SACHIN - Please do not throw me out of the team. I can replace Greg Chappell.
GANGULY - See,I told you earlier, take 'Sona chandi chawanprash' along and no one heeded.
DHONI - I will wear Salman's hair style in next World Cup.
HARBHAJAN - I will send my resume for Nepal cricket team.

Once upon a time there was an Indian(a cricket fan). India was playing a match at the WC, but on the same day his wife was in hospital having a delivery. He had no intentions of missing the match, so he decided to watch the match and visit his wife later on.
The match began, India lost two quick wickets. The man was disappointed. He remembered his wife, quickly picked up his mobile phone and quickly dialled the number.
In his anxiety he had accidentally dialled the number of the stadium instead of the hospital. Asking the man on the phone (thinking it to be the doctor) he asked "so whats the result".
The man replied, "It's still in process, two are out and eight are left, and the last one was a duck."

Star Indian Players Post WC 07

2007-03-29T01:39:00.001-07:00

Now WC 07 is over for India.What are our star players doing? Check out these snaps and they will tell you the whole story.